December 1, 2016

Peter Sellers Quotes

“Conversation like television set on honeymoon… unnecessary.”

“Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!”

“I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.”

“If I can’t really find a way to live with myself, I can’t expect anyone else to live with me.”

“I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.”

“It won’t be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.”

“People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.”

“Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.”

“There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.”

“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”

“To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.”

“We don’t want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?”

“Women are more difficult to handle than men. It’s their minds.”